Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open <3
boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMNIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
kiiitten:
I hate that feeling at the pit of your stomach telling you something is wrong, but you just ignore it anyways
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
friend: it would be neat if you actually ate something
me: it would be neat if i actually slapped you across the face, gagged you and shoved a lightbulb up your vagina
hockeylyfe:
Put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger.
battling-devils:
My current weight is socially acceptable only among the walrus population.
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
*sits down*
me: apparently yes
